bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

sourwolves:

favourite brooklyn nine nine scenes  "hey nate, just talking about how you’re alive!"

- Honestly, nobody’s recognizing me. Maybe it’s because Finnick always has his top off. I’ve not been walking round much with my top off…

I thought I saw you in The Battleship, but it was only a look-a-like…

I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointment in the Department of Having a Voice That Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.

MW